Unoriginal complaint #1

What is the point of even having dental insurance when you are charged $400 at the time you have your teeth yanked out, and then receive a further bill, SIX WEEKS AFTER THE PROCEDURE SO YOU HAVE BEEN THINKING YOU WERE IN THE CLEAR, for $200 more?!??? Gah! Gah! Gahhhhhhhhh! If I had known wisdom tooth removal was going to cost approximately thirty months' worth of Netflix, I would have just bought a bottle of scotch and had a friend pull them out, via the time-honored tooth-removal system of string tied to slamming bedroom door. Damn you, American insurance system!