A combination TMI / WTF? post

I was so sleepy this morning that when I went to the bathroom and saw that I was, you know, bleeding, I momentarily freaked out and thought Oh holy fuck, what the fuck is that?! And a split second later I realized, oh, it's because I'M FEMALE. Doy. Has anybody else done that?

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Also, WHY is Adrien Brody in a diet coke commercial? I was under the impression that he won a Best Actor Oscar not too long ago. Did I make that up? Was I just really stoned that whole year? I could swear he won. I remember kissing him on the TV screen as he gave his speech. Poor, hot Adrien Brody. What has become of him?